After Waltz

10 of december that day that i been long waiting for has finally come !! but there is apocalyse await after 2-3 month , wish me luck ,yesterday we having MTE MP . very memorable night , among so many MP , each and every of them are special for me , but yesterday is different , it give me a kind of feel like hard to let go :D thank for all MTE that make the night epic
the next thing i want to do
1.is find a job , i dont care as long is legal haha !!
2.go vacation hell yeah , travel , hiking , diving , flying , space exploring etc..etc
3.gana accompany my lover go shopping haha
4.improve bboy skill as i ad promise myself since after spm hahahaha !!!!
5.futsal !!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.Enjoy !!!
7.im gana buy myself a ps3 for god of war 3 and GTA V no kidding
8.play play and play is all about play i dont care :D

STPM

3 paper over now left 5 paper , just like playing counter strike , 3 enemy down... 5 to hunt , im more nervous than spm >.< i din study for spm before haha !!
take my lesson , dont play play during lower 6
stpm is easy if you do preparation from the beginning of the year until the day before you exam
quote from my various friend
[S]enang
[T]ak
[P]ayah
[M]enbaca
world top 3 or 4 hardest exam do you think you will pass or get high grade without study ??
life isn't easy without a fight , fight for it , for you own good , for the last exam for secondary level , for you own sake !! buahahaha !!!
STPM candidate good luck time is not waiting so let us get good result and pose like the guy below shout>>>stpm ?? piece of cake

atmo cafe

10day ... 10day to go until the greatest stage of them all.. The STPM mania haha ! I now 'studying' in atmo cafe haha !! Coolest place ever , long time dint log my blog so i think is time to up to date , lastly wish every single stpm candidate good luck chiong cgpa haha

Life

What is life?
A flurry ??
What is life?
An illusion, a shadow
fiction ??
what life is dream
dreams and what dreams I am

youtube time again

hahahahaha !!!

A 片

haha this could be legend !!

yea man

This is what happened on legenda college when we try to clear out the mess in the end we did all the mess hahah !! during 30famine

famine 30 30 famine

yea im going that event .. curious about it ? haha !! here is some photo during that 30hour+few hour haha !! learned a lot of stuff over there no matter is cool stuff or the real issue stuff haha !!

Check this out

yea.. what will happen if you take in those fried ? JY dont go too much McD !!

Im so happy !!

Im so proud of it haha

today my tarantula shed it skin and grow even more bigger !!! wooooow here is some photo of it , enjoy haha

haha

see what this sohai doing lol !!

End of duty :p

finally... 1 year has passed and so our day work as committee :D yesterday agm was so cool im the only 1 without uniform or semi uniform because i not expected teacher are attending this agm as well XD , people are getting the post , i can see the exictment on their face but dude , still too early to be happy , for those who not been chosen to be committee dont worry is still not the end for your day in high school , there is a reason for both who existing and not existing in MTE :) good luck guy prove that we are right for choosing you guy as committee member make us proud :p

Charity "Night"

ever when since i was a child my grandpa alway tell me , once in 1000year a charity night suppose to having during at night because the name stated will again held at afternoon 4pm.. woow that's miracle the charity "night" is actually not having at night but having at noon haha !!! well nothing to talk much about that event , for me is quite.. eeerr boring ? but doing charity is fun ^^
here got some pic enjoy it take a laugh perhap's



i hope durex company will not use this lil devil as year 2010 new production logo :D

Prom night

it happened almost 1 week ago but i now only talk about it lol , picture will be upload once my beloved pass it to me :p well you know , picture speak louder than word , 1 word for those mte candidate , good luck guy

Creepy

Well i hope this is not a repost for you guy , if you guy watched it before take a look on it again lol i wonder is it video editor or any other program , but i do hope this is fake :P

visiting radio station

Guess what ?! im sitting on one.fm dj chair hahaha !! i get to meet few dj but sadly i dont even know anyone of them , after that we get the chance to go 8tv 8864 , with the reason they lack of special appearance ? haha well that cool , i been on live stream for 15min with advertisement , thank you 8tv ...... i wonder why the teacher at the back laughing at ?

Tarantula feeding

Is feeding time babeh !!
see properly into it fang actually sting a mealworm
and finally sorry for the bad resolution T.T

Is Time To Chill ~

Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you
and I value you as a good wife.. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old... I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths
teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

MUET result

well seem every1 is talking about their result on their blog , how can i not up to date ? lol

anyway i just get band3 should i retake ?

Credit To All MTE member !!

Yesterday party is fantastisco babeh !! is wild and nice haha !! the party starting about 7.30 while everyone coming except kim ong , what a sad we cant full house T.T got 2 of them come later , bbq party , as usual we just hang around the stove(i dont know how to say) haha to bbq our food that provide by the member of mte , until about 9pm ? if not mistaken , is celebrate birthday section man , 3 birthday star : hsien , eng and yau we help 3 of them celebrate the birthday , i beh tahan susin , she said the cake worth rm60 so who ever try to face buster with the cake will kena , mana tau when 3 of them try to snap out the candle everyone of us push an end to those cake end up on birthday star face , after that .... yeah is time to get creamy guy !! the cream war begin so run for your life :p i wonder why kok thai and chia heng want stay inside the house ? just hang out and enjoy the ride ma... haha !! ofcourse i 1 of the victim as well the war strike anyone else , no alliance , no take 2 , unlimited ammo(the cream usually reuse such as pick up from the floor) and ofcause........ no MERCY !!! hahaha !! i never tot that those people alway sopan santun when touch the cream they trigger the frenzy mode , maybe they allergic to crea, =P haha !! chong guan get the most "snow ball" from us well that was funny hahaha even his underwear have some of it , i never experience this kind of situation before especially with MTE member !!! we work together , we face problem together , we cry together , we joy together and also...... we CRAZY together !!! that's the way we live as MTE member but sadly i miss the present exchange section because i tot i will back in time during 1am as susin told everybody dont go back so early haha !! sorry all , so i wonder what i get as present , that night 26 of us play like we never play before we really share thing together that was my biggest proud for joining MTE in STK and get the chance to be together with all of you thank guy !! for letting me having such a wonderful and memorable night .. is history babeh !!

We might fail in task , we might fail in letting everybody statisfy in stk , we might not perfect but 1 thing is for sure !! we are success in our forever friendship !! wooohoooo

Good new's for Guy's !!!

hi,
i just discover something interesting thru 1 of my best friend that he send a wonderful link for me and im gana share it to both boy and girl ,

“This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

so girl's if you want ur another half to live longer , dont forbid them to stare at other girl ok ?? this is not their desire is because they have to stare other pretty girl in order to live longer with you

LoL

is been so close..

不知道大家會不會有這樣的感覺...

其實任何事都一樣　總是繞了一大圈之後又回到了最初的自我

所以人更應該懂得知足　而不是無止盡的追求深不見底的慾望

有時候最簡單　最原始的　最初的或許才是最好...

有些人或許常常在抱怨自己不夠快樂　不夠幸福　不夠富有

但其實你跌到谷底的時候不滿足　飛到雲端還是會不滿足...

當然我的意思並不是說這一大圈是白繞了

而是應該抱著美好的心情去追尋自己的可能性　而不是總是怨天尤人

就算會回到原點　也還是走了一遭　任何喜怒哀樂都是你的回憶...

跌了跤也好　遇到挫折失敗也好

回頭看看自己的原點　那最簡單的生活　其實並沒有那麼糟　對吧？

Is Time To Retire

Today is hari perjumpaan junior for MTE majlis tingkatan enam , at 2.30pm about 45-50 student come can playing survivor match for that 28 position in our mte committee board , today got 1 funny thing happen i think those committee who knew this thing after reading this sure will LOL indeed , that was way too funny , 1 of our junior(girl) that coming for perjumpaan ahli actually look alike with 1 hong kong artist , yeah man i mean hong kong artist !! "bak liong kam" that guy often act alot in stephen chow movie , even malay guy knew him and he agree with me that she look very alike with that artist ahhahahahaahahhhahaha !!!!! i was taiping this post with full of laughing , i think my dad will think im crazy if he sudden rush into my room hahaha , well come to the topic , after divided task those junior will be looking for advisor for their group but im unfortunately that no 1 come and look for me lolz that was lulz , is ok cuz i plan to enter somebody else task group as they request me before wahahaha !! Good luck for the junior mte this year tho... all hail mte !!!

oops got something want to add , our school contain of many people that look similar with artist too i will post the photo if available, i list down the artist name for you all acknowledge haha

Lam tak weng (dj)
lau cheng wan (hong kong famous drama artist)
jacky chan's son (fang zhu ming) lol i just knew it today
kenji wu (singing artist and this 1 i very agree XD)
bak liong kam (this 1 loooool all the way to johor hahahaha)
more will be update haha

Have a nice day guy

Dancing competition at raydio

during yesterday night about 7pm , yea we reached raydio in bukit tinggi , this blog post will not contain any picture or video so might be abit disappointment for those street dancer that want to know what actually happen on that night XD we got bboy around malaysia including johor , pj , local and many more , lastly the the myth------>>>Giller battler crew !! yea they are impressive >.< especially the 2 form2 kid's so what call zuru kid'S ? they own the bboy competition champ awww !!that was respected XD , the competition divided into 4 catagoly 1.hip hop 2.locking 3.poping 4.breakdance<----coolest dance . very crowd and i just hanging around there meet some old friend and instructor , after this competition i realise that malaysia has many talented dancer , they did mostly freestyle on that competition that really awesome !!

Street dance rulezzzzz

Post Mortem babeh !!

alright during wednesday morning 10.30 we gather in school library to having a post mortem about our orientation week activity , 1st we having it with teacher and then we having it along our committee , it is wise choice to switch off the light , people will have the courage to speak out in dark dark situation so the sotry goes on bli bli bla bla !! everybody speak out their mind and SOUL , the reason they speak out is in order for those people really to change , include---->ME yea me , basically our orientation is counted success , seriously from my way of view , but quite failure from the back view , just like a apple look shine and perfect in the front but rotten on the back ? but everybody make mistake not matter in purposely(sometime mood swing :p) or carelessly think about it they also play a important role in orientation week we have 27 people , imagine we pick some of them out like 7 become 20 i guess the work will be lot more , so dont blame them so much i bet they will change , peace man if i said anything wrong sorry la har haha !! MTE<-------------- owning in whole high school because we are the best wheeeeeee !!!

Foster day

yes indeed . today i encounter my junior with no sweat maybe fated to be lol !! well bringing them wondering around looking for signature and today i din get much of candy.. haha and i give to my junior as he used out of candy.. damn him !! lol , 1st experience of my life , enjoyable day in high school

Malaysian student been belasah by police ?

have any1 of u heard that new's before ?? well i found this link online from the star , you guy can also go to youtube to search


http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/6/8/nation/4071086&sec=nation


and

http://www.malaysiakini.tv/video/17174.html

the police claim that the injure on his face was self-inflicted "lol"

malaysian ma...

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or © cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah!
He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.

This post has been edited by linkolynn: Nov 4 2008, 10:24 AM

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A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks “Excuse me father, may I ask a favour of you?”

“Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies.
“Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your robes?”
“I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie...”

“You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you,” and with that she hands him the hair remover.

After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father’s turn in line.

“Father, do you have anything to declare?” asks the Custom’s officer.
“From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son.”

Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask, “And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?”

The father replies, “I have a marvellous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used...”

Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, “Go right through father. Next!”

holiday

holiday begin , since... friday ?? yea. haha

funny

the climax only happen at the beginning of this video , i dont know should i laugh of felt pretty for him lol


what a sakai dog owner turn this dog to panda

muahahahaha !!!

watched this video in youtube... found it interested so decide to post up and share

26 of april ^^

wheeeeee

this lil thingy take about few minute to walk finish my whole palm .. sorry for the bad resolution haha

feel boring in the enclosure so i decide to bring it out for some walk and breath some fresh air hahaha !!

My tarantula again ^^

is about 2inch++ ?? woohooo i never knew that
side view my of lil creature ^^
it already stop eating for 3 week , i think so it preparing for shed skin to grow even larger!! wooow cool ? dont worry it is harmless to human ^^

Adidas Predator

View from up , the best predator version ever !!
Did u see the beckhem logo here ?? yes it is !! hahhaaha !! so cool man
And until now i still tak sampai hati for using it to futsaling haha

malay roxxx !!!

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan. pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "Sayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."
Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang
perkhabaran gembira ini sehingga ianya benar - benar pasti.
Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka.Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata " ini rumah En. Mahpus ker?" "iya, saya ni isterinya. ada apa encik"
Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan lewat, saya dah tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."
Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB tu.
" APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yang saya ni sebulan lewat???"
Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab "ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita boleh check Online"
Kata - kata pegawai TNB itu membuatkan si isteri tu lagi terkejut. "APAAA???? Saya lewat sebulan pun awak semua boleh tahuuu??? "
Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan " Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada yang lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"
Si isteri yang terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata, "nanti saya bincang dengan suami
saya.." lalau pegawai TNB tu pun beredar dari situ..
Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahphus ini di beritahu oleh isterinya, dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti
dan pergi ke kedai TNB yang berdekatan..
Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai TNB yg ramai di situ,dia pun memekik seraya berkata "Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak heboh - heboh ke dalam internet. awak ni semua yang berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???
Lalu pegawai yang datang kerumah si Mahphus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "sabar encik, sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuat kan si mahphus naik berang.
"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."
Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " kalau macam tu, Kita terpaksa potong encik punya..........."
Si Mahpus mencelah " apa??? potong??? abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai apaaaaaa???
Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanye..ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN AJERRRLAAAA

have fun !!!

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha!!

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor.

L4D

my ld4 wallpaper by photoshop !! haha how was it man !! damn addicted to this crazy insane lunatic game !! so cool especially playing with friend , or vs hand to hand action !! man the infected finding the spot to spawn and hunt ur friend or opponent is the feel that undiscribeable man !! woooow 1 word SYIOK haha !! this game also test how strong is ur team teamwork , chemistry , marksmanship , intelligent , agility and so on haha !! is cool , the greatest lan game i ever play , but 1 point not fun is... the stage is too few , get bored easily .. play at least once in a week , for those who haven play this game yet... give it a shot man ! worth a try trust me haha

what a joke... wahahaa

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag. (if you're thinking of something else then you have a dirty mind)

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.

My 1st time

My 1st time was given to a dog.. somemore a female dog ! com'on think until where ? haha !! i mean my 1st car accident , well it should be incident more then a accident cox it only done minor damage to the car bumper , miracle the dog survive , unfortunately i kena screw haha !! cox the bumper was drop and need to send to fix , well it happen in taman berkeley when the dog suddenly rush out from roadside to chase a motor rider .. man i should have kill that dog cox i driving about 40km/H , but it still alive and still can run... after since i get my P at may 14 last year this was my 1st car bang woohoo !! but touch wood i would not like it to happen again not even to a dog haha !!

have a nice day

my personality test wakakaka

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

so cool ~~

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tan jun hin !

1. Tan jun hin can turn her stomach inside out!
2. If you cut tan jun hin in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
3. Tan jun hin cannot swim.
4. The opposite sides of tan jun hin always add up to seven.
5. Tan jun hin can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
6. Tradition allows women to propose to tan jun hin only during leap years.
7. Peanuts and tan jun hin are beans.
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented tan jun hin , was the only US president ever granted a patent.
9. Ostriches stick their heads in tan jun hin not to hide but to look for water!
10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch tan jun hin .

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

is that true ? haha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lim chin seng!

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to lim chin seng.
2. When lim chin seng is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
3. Without lim chin seng, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
4. Lim chin seng was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
5. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of lim chin seng!
6. Lim chin seng cannot swim.
7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting lim chin seng.
8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as lim chin seng!
9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in lim chin seng!
10. Lim chin seng can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bryan yeoh !

1. Ideally, bryan yeoh should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that bryan yeoh is near!
3. South Australia was the first place to allow bryan yeoh to stand for parliament.
4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find bryan yeoh .
5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention bryan yeoh .
6. Ostriches stick their heads in bryan yeoh not to hide but to look for water!
7. A lump of bryan yeoh the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same bryan yeoh .
9. Bryan yeoh is incapable of sleep!
10. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of bryan yeoh .

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Siao sherene!

1. Siao sherene invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of siao sherene.
3. Siao sherene is the world's tallest woman!
4. If you kiss siao sherene for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of siao sherene!
6. Siao sherene is the world's smallest mammal.
7. Siao sherene can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
8. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in siao sherene.
9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on siao sherene!
10. Siao sherene will always turn right when leaving a cave.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ying kwong!

1. Ying kwong cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
2. Ying kwong will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
3. All shrimp are born as ying kwong, but gradually mature into females.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill ying kwong!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink ying kwong.
6. The average duration of sexual intercourse for ying kwong is two minutes!
7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than ying kwong.
8. South Australia was the first place to allow ying kwong to stand for parliament.
9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes ying kwong!
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of ying kwong.

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Walau..

Damn addicted to left 4 dead now a day XD

Sport day !!

yes last sunday is our school stk sport day ! while in the morning kim siu came and pick me up then ofcox heading to stadium sulaiman lolx nothing special until pembarisan... guess what... im mascot !! wooow by holding lollipop become candy man ! haha !! feel faint faint that time.. maybe din take break1st, my custom . maybe i can discribe a lil bit over here.. black bandana , ant antenne , red long shirt(like a priest haha) a big big lollipop im holding, yes is 50:1 ratio for normal lollipop haha !! most memorable part is pulling rope , we promise to win but in the end , sighhhh ! damn it !! lost to them so easily , cant figure out what wrong also as everyone ad try their best to pull , even so many people supporting us , but nevermind i know we ross still the best ... this pic prove it ^^
credit to JY !! 1 of our trump card !

something to do with our country ?!

PLUS : Pay Lebih Untuk Sami

KTM : Keretapi Taktau Masa

JKR : Jangan Kerja Rajin

PLKN : Perempuan Letup Kerana Najib

DBKL : Datuk Badawi Kahwin Lagi

RTM : Rehat Tunggu Mati

BN : Barang Naik

valentine day !

after spending my time almost 3 hour ++ in station1 finally our gang(diff from station1) gather and move toward bukit tinggi !! bamboo(cafe as well) haha the 1st photo i took over there was .... bryan !!! haha look at his face.. lik the hulk in slim edition lol , having a good time over there with them

DotA

im playing dota to kill time sometime when i was free..oopss.. i was alway free !! haha look at the bird ! with bkb

Macrochelys temminckii !!!

have this lil thingy as my collection hoho endanger species ? i hope police wont come for me haha
giant eater >.<characterized by a large, heavy head and a long, thick tail with three dorsal ridges of large scales (osteoderms) giving it a primitive appearance reminiscent of some of the plateddinosaur haha !! this species has been list down as threatened..

see this and you will know why i love wwe so much haha

take ur time to watch this.. if free ? lol

especially for sc student ^^

Newton in a romantic mood

Universal law
"Love can neither be created nor destroyed,it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money"

First law
"A boy in love with a girl will continue to do so unless an external agent{brother or father of girl] comes into play and breaks the boy's legs".

Second law

"The rate of change of love of a girl is directly proportional to the bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same as the increase or decrease of the bank balance".

Third law
"The force applied when proposing a girl is equal and opposite to the force the girl applies when slapping the boy"

smashing stuff !!! hahaaha

When I was born, I was given a choice - A big
d*** or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity is not dignity, its lack of
opportunity.

Marriage is the only war where you get to
sleep with the enemy.

A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
the Thing......

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!