A Korean guy ask God "God when will Korea wins the World cup" God said "50 years" The Korean Guy cried because he wont live to see his country team wins A Singaporean guy ask God "God when will Singapore wins the world cup" God said "100 years" The Singaporean guy cried because he and his son wont live to see his country team wins. A Malaysian guy ask God "God when will Malaysia wins the world cup" God cried instead.
A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.
3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"
Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit." "Why so much?" asks Dr. M. "Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu. "I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here." So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. "Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant. "2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!" "You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..." "I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?" Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million." Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!" Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."
Finally !! i managed to finished it before i off to kampar , seen like is meaningless for me to own a ps3 now as the aim i want to buy ps3 is to play that game , CREDIT to RONNIE LIM haha !! spend few night at his house to finished up the game , in this game , we controling the bad ass character nameKRATOS
Few month has passed since the last update everything seen running smoothly in my life , going to kampar utar this coming few week ahead , ganna say goodbye to klang and also my fellow friend :D me and her is back to normal as i wish hahaa hope this will stay as long as i live end off story , im outta here ps : who know where the kuala lumpur birdpark is ?? haha
im currently working under GAB which is Guinness Anchor Berhad as a promoter :D
know some funny gang over there , some from ipoh , shah alam and many more , i enjoy the work(unless been call for unwanted work) but not enjoying the pay and the admin over that mall the sale project is ganna end , so fast the time pass as is going to be cny after 7 or 8 day , time passed so fast yet the thing around us is losing 1 by 1 especially someone important in our life , what can i do if i just can see you infront of me but i cant catch you or hold you with all my will ?? i feel very helpless ......human cruelty not just action or maneuver but also mind and soul , so sometime shit just happen , maybe this is what we live for . sometime we should not regret about the passed mistake as we should feel proud because we learned a lesson for a life time or gain immune for certain thing i will never give up , we will work it out together
im a ... fat boy wit overweight prob currently study in a school name stk and .. is ... really ... #@$#@%@!@#!$ !!! haha !! i come from klang and i hav a warming family .. well i enjoying my life very much , im a guy that kinda lazy .. oh yeah i admint it haha !even to think a simply question also lazy :p