When I was born, I was given a choice - A big
d*** or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity is not dignity, its lack of
opportunity.
Marriage is the only war where you get to
sleep with the enemy.
A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!
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