Tuesday, December 30, 2008
laugh time !! hahaahah !!!
"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.
"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."
my lil cousin !!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The Rc night !!
it sure do man , that day that fella promise to pick me up at time 6.30 as the prom was start at 7.30 but we almost 8 only reach there ... because he is sick , he is going along with gurubanan(mayb ?) sofia and 1 more malay girl from pbsm
the cloth that i wear , cotton cloth+silver tie+coat and nice long black pant haha !! coat and tie are not from me , once i reach i saw pult is sitting and adjusting her camera , 1st not so sure about it as i never saw her real person before haha !! than i saw my my cousin
well the ride begin !!! finally after having those speech from those bigggggg people the food is serve .... i hate to said but the food are great .... 10 mark i give 6 haha!! supply sufficient just the fork and spoon had the problem , cox i using 2 spoon to ate that time haha !!
finally the real thing !! performance is coming , well not much impress me on the dancing skill but their teamwork and chemistry are good !! next is lucky draw... but seem im not lucky enough to get those prize .. but congrat for those who get, when approaching the end .. free dance time coming out !! nice ? alright i feel ok ok , as not much friend coming , it let me feel lik having a clubbing in school hall , got dj , laser light , and dance floor ?? haha !! just least the alcohol drink and some enviroment haha !!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
com'on try this on hahaha !!!
January--i danced with
Febuary--i loved
March--i choked on
April--i licked
May-- i kicked
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i ran over
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--i kissed
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------my dog
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend tounge
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a thorn bush
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are
wearing:
White------Because im sexy
Black-------Because im a ninja.
Pink--------Because im homosexual.
Red---------Because i love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me
to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because im an ass
Gray--------Because im drunk as hell
Yellow------Because someone offered me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
combine ur month+date+shirtcolour=answer lol
lik example i get as "i licked my sister because im sexy" hahahah !!
Then post ur answer as comment
wakakakakakakaka !!!
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Ya??
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
an old school joke ... hope it work ^^
Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam
awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat
sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi
semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak
uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan
perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
Thursday, October 30, 2008
is about husband
> >> sitting at the waiting room in a hospital>
> while waiting
> >> for their wives birth giving.>> Then a nurse
> came
> >> out and told to the first daddy,>
> 'congratulation,
>
> >> you got twins!'.> 'Ohh. Maybe it's
> a
> >> coincident' said the daddy.> 'I am
> working with
> >> the Petronas Twin Towers '.>> Then
> another nurse
> >> came out and told to the second daddy,>
>
> >> 'Congratulation! You have triplets!'>
> >> 'Wooow! This is a coincident too' said the
> >> second> daddy.> 'I am working for 3M
> >> Corporation'>> Another nurse came out
> and told
>
> >> the third daddy.> 'Congratulation! Isteri
> you dapat
> >> kembar empat,'> 'Alhamdulillah! Maybe
> this is
> >> also a coincident'.> 'I kerja di Four
> Season
> >> Hotel!'>> While, the fourth daddy-to-be
> were in
>
> >> uncontrolled worry.> All the 3 daddies asked
> him,>
> >> Why are you seems so worry??'>> He
> answered,
> >> 'I am working with Seven-Eleven! '
ha..ha..ha... what a joke
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... wa ai!'
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... ai ai!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh gigi la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh gigi then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'aiya.. ! Just now that 7-11 bo chocolate liao.. so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! dun worry Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut clean clean then only ah ma give u peanut to eat!'
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
well well well what have we got here ?? paya haha !! heard said here got sea turtle come and lay egg wor dont know is true or not haha !! a tell told by mugilvanan haha !
while we went there we saw people catch fish over there at the rightest but i think i din take that picture .. rumour said hide within the swam forest there is actually human mating hot spot hahah !!
believe it or not ?? i also no idea perhap next time i will gather ageng wit video recorder go there and make nasional geographic haha !! the sea is actually connected to indonesia sea path , reported by mugil : MANY PENGDATANG HARAM FROM INDONESIA USUALLY USE THIS PATH TO SNEAK IN OUR COUNTRY .. logic also there are so quiet and countryside area.. after from there .. he fetch me home ^^ end of story haha !!
Yes the 1st place he taking me to is a fishing village .. u can see many sampan stop at the river side and we usually "pinic" over there haha see his hand holding the snack ? we feed the fish as well but too bad i din take the pic of it cox my hand was oily that time haha !!
yes the environment very nice .. is not very poluted and heard mugil said this river can actually sambung to our beloved klang river .. is it true ?? i dont know haha !!
Tour In SKI !
Friday, September 5, 2008
And the distant stardust swallowed up,
In this transient moment as the snowing ashes fall.
I watched it through the window of grief.
I never dreamed
I stand frozen.
there… I come for you.
My hopes were alone in the desolate night sky,
They soared high until they were crushed.
Each time the world changes shape,
The things I want to protect,
I end up breaking them.
Oh, the sinful darkness tugging at my heartstrings,
Your voice is like anaesthesia,
Coldly, it robs me of my senses.
No matter how we pursue our differences,
It never ends.
Why do I have to fight?
Even if the light is extinguished,
Even if this earth disintegrates,
I won’t ever forget:
That tiny wish,
It will guide us to our ideal place.
there I come for you yeah
Ash Like Snow
is falling down from your sky
Ash Like Snow
Let me hear…
why I have to fight?
My hopes were alone in the desolate night sky,
They soared high until they were crushed.
In exchange for glory that triumphs over darkness,
I have given up many things I sought to protect.
(It’s falling from your sky)
This is too futile.
(Baby I come for you)
Every time the scattered broken pieces cut me,
Deep down in my closed heart,
I choose to grow stronger.
And I came this far.
ponteng kia
Update !! Update !! Update !!
Monday, August 18, 2008
GTA
so if u have 1 of the gaming merchine do try this game out hehe !! if u wana find a game such lik real life , journeying well this game sure wont let u down ^.^
im currently addicted to this game .. but warning for those who underage . this game are not suitable because this game ad created many sosial trouble hahaha !! u dont want to see ur younger brother or cousin driving a car or having a rifle hanging around banging
Thursday, August 14, 2008
an old day
Feeding my T hoho
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
check it out man
Ok the top leftside of this post is the exoskeleton that is belong to my tarantula .. i pick it up after it mould .. quite light .. the fang also moult together .. this allow the fang to grow even bigger woow .. every tarantula must moulting in order to grow bigger
The top rightside of this post is the feeder for my tarantula .. currently few of them are turning into pupa and moult into beetle liao .. decide to breed them :p save alot money after all haha !! sorry for those who view my blog while eating .. haha !!
tarantula is not scary and geli as u saw in TV or movie that will bite people .. well unless it feel unsafe .. if not it wont bite .. but tarantula rather choose to run away rather than bite you .. so i hope u guy dont misunderstand those beauty creature as a scary thing ... actually they are not .. trust me ...(Blame those stupid movie) lol and their venom is not harm to human .. unless u got allergy .. but the result is not fatal if u get medical attention on time .. so the conclusion is .. they are harmless .. but better put as a display pet rather than a toy pet lol !!
My tarantula
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
woohoo
Rascal Flatts:what hurt's the most
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let 'em out
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I'm ok
But that's not what gets me
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin' to do
It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I'm doin' It
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin' with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do
What hurts the most was being
so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do
Not seeing that loving you
That's what I was trying to do
Monday, August 11, 2008
Tarantula
Thursday, August 7, 2008
farewell my friend ^^
stay cool my friend
kekecewaan .. haizz
im out of here ^^
MPPTE
all the best babe !!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
MTE agm
i could not expect that i been choosen to ajk QM , really unexpected lol
that it nothing much :p
bye bye
Prom Night
this time is big plan the event held at KEC hall .. quite standard :p
the enter fees is rm45 . that day i going was my father birthday dinner so i feel so guilty whn eat until half i cabut go KEC which is near by cox we are having dinner at bandar baru klang , when i reach there ... Waoooo everyone seen different i mean in the way they make up , dress up haha totally different "people" that i meet in school , when i step in the 1st person that i saw was ethan lim , yeah i best buddy ever , after than i meet up with my old school(kwang hua) friend and unexpected i saw many of them lol after than i saw randy tan lol and some of my geng people coming , well in no time the prom has begun and the MC was ny su sin lol really laugh on her , but she done a good job actually just wonder why so many people unstatisfy with that MC that night lol
at first the opening of the prom the helium balloon from each table is been release to the air .. well that call opening :p
than got som wushu show coming up not quite interesting because not much stunt he make haha but he still great and heard said he is representive dont know in wat field haha !! after that is chinese yoyo .. really yoyo man he is the best but in that performance he seen lik kantoi many time .. seen like only la ^^
after that is dinning time .. sad story begun , as many people rush for food me and my pal was sitting down to wait the crowd to be claim .. but in the end we get nothing but few pieces of wantan lol !! and the fish .. was ... YUCKKK !!! i never taste fish that bad before >.<>
Greeting
Sunday, August 3, 2008
The Treasure Hunt
at dont knw which satuday morning .. me , kee lin , jinn wei , this 3 guy sit on the same car drove by kee lin from KU to meru my house thn heading to stk .. on the road we are aspecting it would be interesting and fun and ... we will get the reward ofcause !!
but ....... who know .. the nightmare is just begun !! ahhaha
ok 1st whn we report in ... we are order to create our own team slogan .. every group at least got 5 person .. but we special we got only 3 haha !!
ok .. the slogan that we created is "oscar king love MTE , MTE love oscar king"
do thy really love me ?? lol
oscar king for me is named after i get the perlakon terbaik in orientation week lol !!
awesome
ok back to the title ... after we create slogan .. each group member is recieve a booklet . the booklet state down the organizer , MTE member(cox this event is under MTE) , sponsorship
, objective of this event(quite useless actually :p) .. ok after we go thru the booklet .. the organizer(kai loon) was asked us to get the map . not treasure map but area map lol there isn't any treasure map as the treasure din state inside .. ok less talk . after we get the map we been given a hint "2 door 1 air-con" (stupid how we suppose to knw ?) ok at 1st we dont knw but we knw the station master so we decide to make a call .. the station master damn stupid he tot we are his mate so give us the location ... which is ...HICT !! damn crazy we jog whole the way from stk to HICT haha !!
ok when we reach there .. the station master order us to dress up the custome . thr got skeleton , whitch , and clown . i get the whitch lol is been chosen not to be choose
so after we dress up .. we been given a task which is take picture with stranger .. pass by people .. and we did it .. ok he seen purposely delaying our pressure time after some time .. he give us a hint which is inside a piece of paper .. inside got 2 object candy and present and 3 colour , blue , yellow and maroon .. that cool .. 1st we go unstoppable(net cafe) and saw a station master , he asked us to fill the water into the bucket .. ok we did it .. after that he told us it was just a game . and ask us to go other station :p screw them man !! at that time .. because of many issues that i din state down cox was too many ... it make 3 of us run mad .. we lepak at warnet that area got about 1 hour or more than that .. cox thy seen lik fooling with us with din give us the real hint ..
after that the hoster call us .. and told us that that piece of paper talking about is our school hall ... alright we have been set .. we run whole way from warnet to our beloved school stk
while we reach is given a task . put own mouth inside that bucket to grab those rambutan out by using mouth with blind floded ................... and .... inside thy put 3 floggie hehe
well our representive . wang kee lin haha !! after that the 2nd task is use bite to grab out the bread on the plate ....... and ..... the bread is on the mealworm lol
this time in the representive in 3 of us haha !!
in no time i was grab out all the bread b4 those mealworm claim up the bread .. phew...
thn this time is running up the tangga lol ..3 person by using 30second to pass the task , we made it finally , after that is guessing wat colour is it , 1 of our teammate need to see the word and without speaking , tell us wat colour is it , quite tuff but we made it also haha !! final station shoot ball , we 3 just lik monkey playing ball , we fail but the station master give us pass cox we just have 3 person and is disadvantage for us lol
and is search trasure time !! the location is not given so is search randomly .. damn !! this is not call treasure hunt , is hunt by treasure ! we found 1 .. but is empty :p
thn at last other group found it , rm100 inside. wooo
well is time to go back le haha !!
conclusion .. that was a suckest treasure hunt in the world haha !!
bye have a nice day yo
Saturday, June 21, 2008
My class
hav a nice day