Epic joke haha

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

Top 10 rejection line given by men (:D) (and this is what majority mean's)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

I get this 1 from peter chao :D

F$%king sweet !!

17 Children
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband. Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husband's death she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."

Year 2010

wooow time pass really freaking fast and is already 2010 , what will happen on this year ? am i ganna enter local U ? no one know's perhap the only thing in my mind now is ........ IS PARTY TIME !!!! buahahaahah !!
alright everyone is talking about their resolution about this year hmmm at my point of view best we dont list it out but bear in mind and hardworking for it , it is meaningless if you show it off and in the end you can fulfill it , and ofcourse man wont reach without destination this year indeed is a tough year for me , whether i can enter local U or not , did well in my U life or not , is all about study thing because this year is the year that will change the course of my life by choosing right U and faculty :D
year 2009 i cross it with no regret , actually we should not regret the pass and should be grateful because it teach us a lesson whatever bad thing happen in the passed , anything happen with a good reason just you have to look it from different view
Oh and i fall in love to Jim Carrey :D he cheer my holiday with his comedy :D especially the mask !!! wish everyone happy belated new year :D


SOMEBODY STOP ME !!!

kawaii Deska

Look at that ! 1 week after shed skin , it getting huge 3inch right now , dont you think it cute ? Hahaha ! Consuming a super worm and they make no harm to human