A Korean guy ask God
"God when will Korea wins the World cup"
God said
"50 years"
The Korean Guy cried because he wont live to see his country team wins
A Singaporean guy ask God
"God when will Singapore wins the world cup"
God said
"100 years"
The Singaporean guy cried because he and his son wont live to see his country team wins.
A Malaysian guy ask God
"God when will Malaysia wins the world cup"
God cried instead.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
THE GENIE
A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
Malaysia boleh
Name setiap angkasawan negara adalah berbeza:
USA = Astronaut
Russia = Cosmonaut
China = Taikornaut
Malaysia = Can Or Not?
USA = Astronaut
Russia = Cosmonaut
China = Taikornaut
Malaysia = Can Or Not?
jom gi angakasa lepas makan nasi lemak jom
old joke but still work on me how about you ?
Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.
3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"
Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."
3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"
Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."
Monday, May 3, 2010
God Of War III
Finally !! i managed to finished it before i off to kampar , seen like is meaningless for me to own a ps3 now as the aim i want to buy ps3 is to play that game , CREDIT to RONNIE LIM haha !! spend few night at his house to finished up the game , in this game , we controling the bad ass character name KRATOS
The 100post :D
Few month has passed since the last update
everything seen running smoothly in my life , going to kampar utar this coming few week ahead , ganna say goodbye to klang and also my fellow friend :D
me and her is back to normal as i wish hahaa hope this will stay as long as i live
end off story , im outta here
ps : who know where the kuala lumpur birdpark is ?? haha
everything seen running smoothly in my life , going to kampar utar this coming few week ahead , ganna say goodbye to klang and also my fellow friend :D
me and her is back to normal as i wish hahaa hope this will stay as long as i live
end off story , im outta here
ps : who know where the kuala lumpur birdpark is ?? haha
Saturday, February 6, 2010
2nd month of 2010
im currently working under GAB which is Guinness Anchor Berhad as a promoter :D
know some funny gang over there , some from ipoh , shah alam and many more , i enjoy the work(unless been call for unwanted work) but not enjoying the pay and the admin over that mall the sale project is ganna end , so fast the time pass as is going to be cny after 7 or 8 day , time passed so fast yet the thing around us is losing 1 by 1 especially someone important in our life , what can i do if i just can see you infront of me but i cant catch you or hold you with all my will ?? i feel very helpless ......human cruelty not just action or maneuver but also mind and soul , so sometime shit just happen , maybe this is what we live for . sometime we should not regret about the passed mistake as we should feel proud because we learned a lesson for a life time or gain immune for certain thing i will never give up , we will work it out together
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Epic joke haha
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)
Top 10 rejection line given by men (:D) (and this is what majority mean's)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
I get this 1 from peter chao :D
F$%king sweet !!
17 Children
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband. Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husband's death she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband. Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husband's death she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Year 2010
wooow time pass really freaking fast and is already 2010 , what will happen on this year ? am i ganna enter local U ? no one know's perhap the only thing in my mind now is ........ IS PARTY TIME !!!! buahahaahah !!
alright everyone is talking about their resolution about this year hmmm at my point of view best we dont list it out but bear in mind and hardworking for it , it is meaningless if you show it off and in the end you can fulfill it , and ofcourse man wont reach without destination this year indeed is a tough year for me , whether i can enter local U or not , did well in my U life or not , is all about study thing because this year is the year that will change the course of my life by choosing right U and faculty :D
year 2009 i cross it with no regret , actually we should not regret the pass and should be grateful because it teach us a lesson whatever bad thing happen in the passed , anything happen with a good reason just you have to look it from different view
Oh and i fall in love to Jim Carrey :D he cheer my holiday with his comedy :D especially the mask !!! wish everyone happy belated new year :D
SOMEBODY STOP ME !!!
alright everyone is talking about their resolution about this year hmmm at my point of view best we dont list it out but bear in mind and hardworking for it , it is meaningless if you show it off and in the end you can fulfill it , and ofcourse man wont reach without destination this year indeed is a tough year for me , whether i can enter local U or not , did well in my U life or not , is all about study thing because this year is the year that will change the course of my life by choosing right U and faculty :D
year 2009 i cross it with no regret , actually we should not regret the pass and should be grateful because it teach us a lesson whatever bad thing happen in the passed , anything happen with a good reason just you have to look it from different view
Oh and i fall in love to Jim Carrey :D he cheer my holiday with his comedy :D especially the mask !!! wish everyone happy belated new year :D
SOMEBODY STOP ME !!!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
kawaii Deska
Look at that ! 1 week after shed skin , it getting huge 3inch right now , dont you think it cute ? Hahaha ! Consuming a super worm and they make no harm to human
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