1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.
5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or © cannot find parking.
6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah!
He Malay mah!'
14. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.
This post has been edited by linkolynn: Nov 4 2008, 10:24 AM
Sunday, May 31, 2009
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A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks “Excuse me father, may I ask a favour of you?”
“Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies.
“Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your robes?”
“I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie...”
“You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you,” and with that she hands him the hair remover.
After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father’s turn in line.
“Father, do you have anything to declare?” asks the Custom’s officer.
“From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son.”
Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask, “And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?”
The father replies, “I have a marvellous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used...”
Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, “Go right through father. Next!”
“Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies.
“Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your robes?”
“I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie...”
“You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you,” and with that she hands him the hair remover.
After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father’s turn in line.
“Father, do you have anything to declare?” asks the Custom’s officer.
“From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son.”
Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask, “And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?”
The father replies, “I have a marvellous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used...”
Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, “Go right through father. Next!”
Thursday, May 7, 2009
funny
the climax only happen at the beginning of this video , i dont know should i laugh of felt pretty for him lol
what a sakai dog owner turn this dog to panda
Sunday, May 3, 2009
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