Tuesday, April 21, 2009

wheeeeee

this lil thingy take about few minute to walk finish my whole palm .. sorry for the bad resolution haha

feel boring in the enclosure so i decide to bring it out for some walk and breath some fresh air hahaha !!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

My tarantula again ^^

is about 2inch++ ?? woohooo i never knew that
side view my of lil creature ^^
it already stop eating for 3 week , i think so it preparing for shed skin to grow even larger!! wooow cool ? dont worry it is harmless to human ^^

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Adidas Predator

View from up , the best predator version ever !!
Did u see the beckhem logo here ?? yes it is !! hahhaaha !! so cool man
And until now i still tak sampai hati for using it to futsaling haha

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

malay roxxx !!!

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan. pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "Sayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."
Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang
perkhabaran gembira ini sehingga ianya benar - benar pasti.
Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka.Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata " ini rumah En. Mahpus ker?" "iya, saya ni isterinya. ada apa encik"
Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan lewat, saya dah tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."
Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB tu.
" APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yang saya ni sebulan lewat???"
Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab "ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita boleh check Online"
Kata - kata pegawai TNB itu membuatkan si isteri tu lagi terkejut. "APAAA???? Saya lewat sebulan pun awak semua boleh tahuuu??? "
Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan " Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada yang lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"
Si isteri yang terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata, "nanti saya bincang dengan suami
saya.." lalau pegawai TNB tu pun beredar dari situ..
Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahphus ini di beritahu oleh isterinya, dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti
dan pergi ke kedai TNB yang berdekatan..
Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai TNB yg ramai di situ,dia pun memekik seraya berkata "Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak heboh - heboh ke dalam internet. awak ni semua yang berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???
Lalu pegawai yang datang kerumah si Mahphus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "sabar encik, sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuat kan si mahphus naik berang.
"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."
Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " kalau macam tu, Kita terpaksa potong encik punya..........."
Si Mahpus mencelah " apa??? potong??? abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai apaaaaaa???
Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanye..ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN AJERRRLAAAA

have fun !!!

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha!!

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

L4D

my ld4 wallpaper by photoshop !! haha how was it man !! damn addicted to this crazy insane lunatic game !! so cool especially playing with friend , or vs hand to hand action !! man the infected finding the spot to spawn and hunt ur friend or opponent is the feel that undiscribeable man !! woooow 1 word SYIOK haha !! this game also test how strong is ur team teamwork , chemistry , marksmanship , intelligent , agility and so on haha !! is cool , the greatest lan game i ever play , but 1 point not fun is... the stage is too few , get bored easily .. play at least once in a week , for those who haven play this game yet... give it a shot man ! worth a try trust me haha