what a joke... wahahaa

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag. (if you're thinking of something else then you have a dirty mind)

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.

My 1st time

My 1st time was given to a dog.. somemore a female dog ! com'on think until where ? haha !! i mean my 1st car accident , well it should be incident more then a accident cox it only done minor damage to the car bumper , miracle the dog survive , unfortunately i kena screw haha !! cox the bumper was drop and need to send to fix , well it happen in taman berkeley when the dog suddenly rush out from roadside to chase a motor rider .. man i should have kill that dog cox i driving about 40km/H , but it still alive and still can run... after since i get my P at may 14 last year this was my 1st car bang woohoo !! but touch wood i would not like it to happen again not even to a dog haha !!

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my personality test wakakaka

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

so cool ~~

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tan jun hin !

1. Tan jun hin can turn her stomach inside out!
2. If you cut tan jun hin in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
3. Tan jun hin cannot swim.
4. The opposite sides of tan jun hin always add up to seven.
5. Tan jun hin can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
6. Tradition allows women to propose to tan jun hin only during leap years.
7. Peanuts and tan jun hin are beans.
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented tan jun hin , was the only US president ever granted a patent.
9. Ostriches stick their heads in tan jun hin not to hide but to look for water!
10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch tan jun hin .

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is that true ? haha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lim chin seng!

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to lim chin seng.
2. When lim chin seng is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
3. Without lim chin seng, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
4. Lim chin seng was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
5. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of lim chin seng!
6. Lim chin seng cannot swim.
7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting lim chin seng.
8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as lim chin seng!
9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in lim chin seng!
10. Lim chin seng can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bryan yeoh !

1. Ideally, bryan yeoh should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that bryan yeoh is near!
3. South Australia was the first place to allow bryan yeoh to stand for parliament.
4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find bryan yeoh .
5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention bryan yeoh .
6. Ostriches stick their heads in bryan yeoh not to hide but to look for water!
7. A lump of bryan yeoh the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same bryan yeoh .
9. Bryan yeoh is incapable of sleep!
10. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of bryan yeoh .

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Siao sherene!

1. Siao sherene invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of siao sherene.
3. Siao sherene is the world's tallest woman!
4. If you kiss siao sherene for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of siao sherene!
6. Siao sherene is the world's smallest mammal.
7. Siao sherene can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
8. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in siao sherene.
9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on siao sherene!
10. Siao sherene will always turn right when leaving a cave.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ying kwong!

1. Ying kwong cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
2. Ying kwong will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
3. All shrimp are born as ying kwong, but gradually mature into females.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill ying kwong!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink ying kwong.
6. The average duration of sexual intercourse for ying kwong is two minutes!
7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than ying kwong.
8. South Australia was the first place to allow ying kwong to stand for parliament.
9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes ying kwong!
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of ying kwong.

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Walau..

Damn addicted to left 4 dead now a day XD

Sport day !!

yes last sunday is our school stk sport day ! while in the morning kim siu came and pick me up then ofcox heading to stadium sulaiman lolx nothing special until pembarisan... guess what... im mascot !! wooow by holding lollipop become candy man ! haha !! feel faint faint that time.. maybe din take break1st, my custom . maybe i can discribe a lil bit over here.. black bandana , ant antenne , red long shirt(like a priest haha) a big big lollipop im holding, yes is 50:1 ratio for normal lollipop haha !! most memorable part is pulling rope , we promise to win but in the end , sighhhh ! damn it !! lost to them so easily , cant figure out what wrong also as everyone ad try their best to pull , even so many people supporting us , but nevermind i know we ross still the best ... this pic prove it ^^
credit to JY !! 1 of our trump card !