an old school joke ... hope it work ^^

BM cikgu in malaysia

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam
awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat
sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi
semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak
uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan
perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

yes this is exactly what i do when i was free in the class ....... any problem ?? hahahaha credit to mugil who took this picture for me .. or mayb jiunn yi

is about husband

4 husbands were
> >> sitting at the waiting room in a hospital>
> while waiting
> >> for their wives birth giving.>> Then a nurse
> came
> >> out and told to the first daddy,>
> 'congratulation,
>
> >> you got twins!'.> 'Ohh. Maybe it's
> a
> >> coincident' said the daddy.> 'I am
> working with
> >> the Petronas Twin Towers '.>> Then
> another nurse
> >> came out and told to the second daddy,>
>
> >> 'Congratulation! You have triplets!'>
> >> 'Wooow! This is a coincident too' said the
> >> second> daddy.> 'I am working for 3M
> >> Corporation'>> Another nurse came out
> and told
>
> >> the third daddy.> 'Congratulation! Isteri
> you dapat
> >> kembar empat,'> 'Alhamdulillah! Maybe
> this is
> >> also a coincident'.> 'I kerja di Four
> Season
> >> Hotel!'>> While, the fourth daddy-to-be
> were in
>
> >> uncontrolled worry.> All the 3 daddies asked
> him,>
> >> Why are you seems so worry??'>> He
> answered,
> >> 'I am working with Seven-Eleven! '

ha..ha..ha... what a joke

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... wa ai!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... ai ai!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh gigi la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh gigi then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'aiya.. ! Just now that 7-11 bo chocolate liao.. so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! dun worry Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut clean clean then only ah ma give u peanut to eat!'

well well well what have we got here ?? paya haha !! heard said here got sea turtle come and lay egg wor dont know is true or not haha !! a tell told by mugilvanan haha !
while we went there we saw people catch fish over there at the rightest but i think i din take that picture .. rumour said hide within the swam forest there is actually human mating hot spot hahah !!
believe it or not ?? i also no idea perhap next time i will gather ageng wit video recorder go there and make nasional geographic haha !! the sea is actually connected to indonesia sea path , reported by mugil : MANY PENGDATANG HARAM FROM INDONESIA USUALLY USE THIS PATH TO SNEAK IN OUR COUNTRY .. logic also there are so quiet and countryside area.. after from there .. he fetch me home ^^ end of story haha !!

Yes the 1st place he taking me to is a fishing village .. u can see many sampan stop at the river side and we usually "pinic" over there haha see his hand holding the snack ? we feed the fish as well but too bad i din take the pic of it cox my hand was oily that time haha !!
yes the environment very nice .. is not very poluted and heard mugil said this river can actually sambung to our beloved klang river .. is it true ?? i dont know haha !!

Tour In SKI !

After i work in my dad shop i take a bath and heading to bus station to meet 1 of my best friend hehe ! is was his ideato decide take me to sungai kapar indahto have a tour with him .. well he is my tour guide at 1st we step in his house and taking lunch than only we heading to our lepak spot ^.^