Monday, January 26, 2009
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especially for sc student ^^
Newton in a romantic mood
Universal law
"Love can neither be created nor destroyed,it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money"
First law
"A boy in love with a girl will continue to do so unless an external agent{brother or father of girl] comes into play and breaks the boy's legs".
Second law
"The rate of change of love of a girl is directly proportional to the bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same as the increase or decrease of the bank balance".
Third law
"The force applied when proposing a girl is equal and opposite to the force the girl applies when slapping the boy"
Universal law
"Love can neither be created nor destroyed,it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money"
First law
"A boy in love with a girl will continue to do so unless an external agent{brother or father of girl] comes into play and breaks the boy's legs".
Second law
"The rate of change of love of a girl is directly proportional to the bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same as the increase or decrease of the bank balance".
Third law
"The force applied when proposing a girl is equal and opposite to the force the girl applies when slapping the boy"
smashing stuff !!! hahaaha
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big
d*** or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity is not dignity, its lack of
opportunity.
Marriage is the only war where you get to
sleep with the enemy.
A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!
d*** or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity is not dignity, its lack of
opportunity.
Marriage is the only war where you get to
sleep with the enemy.
A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!
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