Que Es La Vida

FiFA time , start with a joke

2010-06-12T02:11:00.001-07:00

A Korean guy ask God
"God when will Korea wins the World cup"
God said
"50 years"
The Korean Guy cried because he wont live to see his country team wins
A Singaporean guy ask God
"God when will Singapore wins the world cup"
God said
"100 years"
The Singaporean guy cried because he and his son wont live to see his country team wins.
A Malaysian guy ask God
"God when will Malaysia wins the world cup"
God cried instead.

THE GENIE

2010-06-12T01:52:00.000-07:00

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...

Malaysia boleh

2010-06-12T01:47:00.000-07:00

Name setiap angkasawan negara adalah berbeza:

USA = Astronaut

Russia = Cosmonaut

China = Taikornaut

Malaysia = Can Or Not?

jom gi angakasa lepas makan nasi lemak jom

old joke but still work on me how about you ?

2010-06-12T01:46:00.000-07:00

Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.

3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"

Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."

God Of War III

2010-05-03T10:18:00.000-07:00

Finally !! i managed to finished it before i off to kampar , seen like is meaningless for me to own a ps3 now as the aim i want to buy ps3 is to play that game , CREDIT to RONNIE LIM haha !! spend few night at his house to finished up the game , in this game , we controling the bad ass character name KRATOS

The 100post :D

2010-05-03T10:06:00.000-07:00

Few month has passed since the last update
everything seen running smoothly in my life , going to kampar utar this coming few week ahead , ganna say goodbye to klang and also my fellow friend :D
me and her is back to normal as i wish hahaa hope this will stay as long as i live
end off story , im outta here
ps : who know where the kuala lumpur birdpark is ?? haha

2nd month of 2010

2010-02-06T08:53:00.001-08:00

im currently working under GAB which is Guinness Anchor Berhad as a promoter :D

know some funny gang over there , some from ipoh , shah alam and many more , i enjoy the work(unless been call for unwanted work) but not enjoying the pay and the admin over that mall the sale project is ganna end , so fast the time pass as is going to be cny after 7 or 8 day , time passed so fast yet the thing around us is losing 1 by 1 especially someone important in our life , what can i do if i just can see you infront of me but i cant catch you or hold you with all my will ?? i feel very helpless ......human cruelty not just action or maneuver but also mind and soul , so sometime shit just happen , maybe this is what we live for . sometime we should not regret about the passed mistake as we should feel proud because we learned a lesson for a life time or gain immune for certain thing i will never give up , we will work it out together

Epic joke haha

2010-01-09T10:37:00.000-08:00

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

Top 10 rejection line given by men (:D) (and this is what majority mean's)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

I get this 1 from peter chao :D

F$%king sweet !!

2010-01-09T10:35:00.001-08:00

17 Children
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband. Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husband's death she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."

Year 2010

2010-01-03T05:23:00.000-08:00

wooow time pass really freaking fast and is already 2010 , what will happen on this year ? am i ganna enter local U ? no one know's perhap the only thing in my mind now is ........ IS PARTY TIME !!!! buahahaahah !!
alright everyone is talking about their resolution about this year hmmm at my point of view best we dont list it out but bear in mind and hardworking for it , it is meaningless if you show it off and in the end you can fulfill it , and ofcourse man wont reach without destination this year indeed is a tough year for me , whether i can enter local U or not , did well in my U life or not , is all about study thing because this year is the year that will change the course of my life by choosing right U and faculty :D
year 2009 i cross it with no regret , actually we should not regret the pass and should be grateful because it teach us a lesson whatever bad thing happen in the passed , anything happen with a good reason just you have to look it from different view
Oh and i fall in love to Jim Carrey :D he cheer my holiday with his comedy :D especially the mask !!! wish everyone happy belated new year :D

SOMEBODY STOP ME !!!

kawaii Deska

2010-01-02T05:41:00.001-08:00

Look at that ! 1 week after shed skin , it getting huge 3inch right now , dont you think it cute ? Hahaha ! Consuming a super worm and they make no harm to human

After Waltz

2009-12-17T09:18:00.000-08:00

10 of december that day that i been long waiting for has finally come !! but there is apocalyse await after 2-3 month , wish me luck ,yesterday we having MTE MP . very memorable night , among so many MP , each and every of them are special for me , but yesterday is different , it give me a kind of feel like hard to let go :D thank for all MTE that make the night epic
the next thing i want to do
1.is find a job , i dont care as long is legal haha !!
2.go vacation hell yeah , travel , hiking , diving , flying , space exploring etc..etc
3.gana accompany my lover go shopping haha
4.improve bboy skill as i ad promise myself since after spm hahahaha !!!!
5.futsal !!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.Enjoy !!!
7.im gana buy myself a ps3 for god of war 3 and GTA V no kidding
8.play play and play is all about play i dont care :D

STPM

2009-11-27T08:32:00.000-08:00

3 paper over now left 5 paper , just like playing counter strike , 3 enemy down... 5 to hunt , im more nervous than spm >.< i din study for spm before haha !!
take my lesson , dont play play during lower 6
stpm is easy if you do preparation from the beginning of the year until the day before you exam
quote from my various friend
[S]enang
[T]ak
[P]ayah
[M]enbaca
world top 3 or 4 hardest exam do you think you will pass or get high grade without study ??
life isn't easy without a fight , fight for it , for you own good , for the last exam for secondary level , for you own sake !! buahahaha !!!
STPM candidate good luck time is not waiting so let us get good result and pose like the guy below shout>>>stpm ?? piece of cake

atmo cafe

2009-11-13T06:20:00.000-08:00

10day ... 10day to go until the greatest stage of them all.. The STPM mania haha ! I now 'studying' in atmo cafe haha !! Coolest place ever , long time dint log my blog so i think is time to up to date , lastly wish every single stpm candidate good luck chiong cgpa haha

Life

2009-10-18T06:00:00.000-07:00

What is life?
A flurry ??
What is life?
An illusion, a shadow
fiction ??
what life is dream
dreams and what dreams I am

youtube time again

2009-09-21T21:49:00.000-07:00

hahahahaha !!!

2009-09-18T10:18:00.000-07:00

A 片

2009-09-05T09:47:00.000-07:00

haha this could be legend !!

yea man

2009-08-26T05:44:00.000-07:00

This is what happened on legenda college when we try to clear out the mess in the end we did all the mess hahah !! during 30famine

famine 30 30 famine

2009-08-25T03:10:00.000-07:00

yea im going that event .. curious about it ? haha !! here is some photo during that 30hour+few hour haha !! learned a lot of stuff over there no matter is cool stuff or the real issue stuff haha !!

Check this out

2009-08-14T06:51:00.000-07:00

yea.. what will happen if you take in those fried ? JY dont go too much McD !!

Im so happy !!

2009-08-12T07:23:00.001-07:00

Im so proud of it haha

today my tarantula shed it skin and grow even more bigger !!! wooooow here is some photo of it , enjoy haha

haha

2009-08-11T10:20:00.001-07:00

see what this sohai doing lol !!

End of duty :p

2009-08-05T16:40:00.000-07:00

finally... 1 year has passed and so our day work as committee :D yesterday agm was so cool im the only 1 without uniform or semi uniform because i not expected teacher are attending this agm as well XD , people are getting the post , i can see the exictment on their face but dude , still too early to be happy , for those who not been chosen to be committee dont worry is still not the end for your day in high school , there is a reason for both who existing and not existing in MTE :) good luck guy prove that we are right for choosing you guy as committee member make us proud :p

Charity "Night"

2009-08-04T06:08:00.001-07:00

ever when since i was a child my grandpa alway tell me , once in 1000year a charity night suppose to having during at night because the name stated will again held at afternoon 4pm.. woow that's miracle the charity "night" is actually not having at night but having at noon haha !!! well nothing to talk much about that event , for me is quite.. eeerr boring ? but doing charity is fun ^^
here got some pic enjoy it take a laugh perhap's

i hope durex company will not use this lil devil as year 2010 new production logo :D

Prom night

2009-07-31T04:51:00.000-07:00

it happened almost 1 week ago but i now only talk about it lol , picture will be upload once my beloved pass it to me :p well you know , picture speak louder than word , 1 word for those mte candidate , good luck guy

Creepy

2009-07-25T20:27:00.000-07:00

Well i hope this is not a repost for you guy , if you guy watched it before take a look on it again lol i wonder is it video editor or any other program , but i do hope this is fake :P

visiting radio station

2009-07-19T06:31:00.001-07:00

Guess what ?! im sitting on one.fm dj chair hahaha !! i get to meet few dj but sadly i dont even know anyone of them , after that we get the chance to go 8tv 8864 , with the reason they lack of special appearance ? haha well that cool , i been on live stream for 15min with advertisement , thank you 8tv ...... i wonder why the teacher at the back laughing at ?

Tarantula feeding

2009-07-16T06:52:00.001-07:00

Is feeding time babeh !!
see properly into it fang actually sting a mealworm
and finally sorry for the bad resolution T.T

Is Time To Chill ~

2009-07-14T06:03:00.000-07:00

Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you
and I value you as a good wife.. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old... I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths
teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

MUET result

2009-07-13T07:41:00.001-07:00

well seem every1 is talking about their result on their blog , how can i not up to date ? lol

anyway i just get band3 should i retake ?

Credit To All MTE member !!

2009-07-12T06:22:00.000-07:00

Yesterday party is fantastisco babeh !! is wild and nice haha !! the party starting about 7.30 while everyone coming except kim ong , what a sad we cant full house T.T got 2 of them come later , bbq party , as usual we just hang around the stove(i dont know how to say) haha to bbq our food that provide by the member of mte , until about 9pm ? if not mistaken , is celebrate birthday section man , 3 birthday star : hsien , eng and yau we help 3 of them celebrate the birthday , i beh tahan susin , she said the cake worth rm60 so who ever try to face buster with the cake will kena , mana tau when 3 of them try to snap out the candle everyone of us push an end to those cake end up on birthday star face , after that .... yeah is time to get creamy guy !! the cream war begin so run for your life :p i wonder why kok thai and chia heng want stay inside the house ? just hang out and enjoy the ride ma... haha !! ofcourse i 1 of the victim as well the war strike anyone else , no alliance , no take 2 , unlimited ammo(the cream usually reuse such as pick up from the floor) and ofcause........ no MERCY !!! hahaha !! i never tot that those people alway sopan santun when touch the cream they trigger the frenzy mode , maybe they allergic to crea, =P haha !! chong guan get the most "snow ball" from us well that was funny hahaha even his underwear have some of it , i never experience this kind of situation before especially with MTE member !!! we work together , we face problem together , we cry together , we joy together and also...... we CRAZY together !!! that's the way we live as MTE member but sadly i miss the present exchange section because i tot i will back in time during 1am as susin told everybody dont go back so early haha !! sorry all , so i wonder what i get as present , that night 26 of us play like we never play before we really share thing together that was my biggest proud for joining MTE in STK and get the chance to be together with all of you thank guy !! for letting me having such a wonderful and memorable night .. is history babeh !!

We might fail in task , we might fail in letting everybody statisfy in stk , we might not perfect but 1 thing is for sure !! we are success in our forever friendship !! wooohoooo

Good new's for Guy's !!!

2009-07-12T03:02:00.000-07:00

hi,
i just discover something interesting thru 1 of my best friend that he send a wonderful link for me and im gana share it to both boy and girl ,

“This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

so girl's if you want ur another half to live longer , dont forbid them to stare at other girl ok ?? this is not their desire is because they have to stare other pretty girl in order to live longer with you

LoL

is been so close..

2009-07-03T06:55:00.000-07:00

不知道大家會不會有這樣的感覺...

其實任何事都一樣　總是繞了一大圈之後又回到了最初的自我

所以人更應該懂得知足　而不是無止盡的追求深不見底的慾望

有時候最簡單　最原始的　最初的或許才是最好...

有些人或許常常在抱怨自己不夠快樂　不夠幸福　不夠富有

但其實你跌到谷底的時候不滿足　飛到雲端還是會不滿足...

當然我的意思並不是說這一大圈是白繞了

而是應該抱著美好的心情去追尋自己的可能性　而不是總是怨天尤人

就算會回到原點　也還是走了一遭　任何喜怒哀樂都是你的回憶...

跌了跤也好　遇到挫折失敗也好

回頭看看自己的原點　那最簡單的生活　其實並沒有那麼糟　對吧？

Is Time To Retire

2009-06-29T08:42:00.000-07:00

Today is hari perjumpaan junior for MTE majlis tingkatan enam , at 2.30pm about 45-50 student come can playing survivor match for that 28 position in our mte committee board , today got 1 funny thing happen i think those committee who knew this thing after reading this sure will LOL indeed , that was way too funny , 1 of our junior(girl) that coming for perjumpaan ahli actually look alike with 1 hong kong artist , yeah man i mean hong kong artist !! "bak liong kam" that guy often act alot in stephen chow movie , even malay guy knew him and he agree with me that she look very alike with that artist ahhahahahaahahhhahaha !!!!! i was taiping this post with full of laughing , i think my dad will think im crazy if he sudden rush into my room hahaha , well come to the topic , after divided task those junior will be looking for advisor for their group but im unfortunately that no 1 come and look for me lolz that was lulz , is ok cuz i plan to enter somebody else task group as they request me before wahahaha !! Good luck for the junior mte this year tho... all hail mte !!!

oops got something want to add , our school contain of many people that look similar with artist too i will post the photo if available, i list down the artist name for you all acknowledge haha

Lam tak weng (dj)
lau cheng wan (hong kong famous drama artist)
jacky chan's son (fang zhu ming) lol i just knew it today
kenji wu (singing artist and this 1 i very agree XD)
bak liong kam (this 1 loooool all the way to johor hahahaha)
more will be update haha

Have a nice day guy

Dancing competition at raydio

2009-06-29T08:31:00.000-07:00

during yesterday night about 7pm , yea we reached raydio in bukit tinggi , this blog post will not contain any picture or video so might be abit disappointment for those street dancer that want to know what actually happen on that night XD we got bboy around malaysia including johor , pj , local and many more , lastly the the myth------>>>Giller battler crew !! yea they are impressive >.< especially the 2 form2 kid's so what call zuru kid'S ? they own the bboy competition champ awww !!that was respected XD , the competition divided into 4 catagoly 1.hip hop 2.locking 3.poping 4.breakdance<----coolest dance . very crowd and i just hanging around there meet some old friend and instructor , after this competition i realise that malaysia has many talented dancer , they did mostly freestyle on that competition that really awesome !!

Street dance rulezzzzz

Post Mortem babeh !!

2009-06-26T04:23:00.000-07:00

alright during wednesday morning 10.30 we gather in school library to having a post mortem about our orientation week activity , 1st we having it with teacher and then we having it along our committee , it is wise choice to switch off the light , people will have the courage to speak out in dark dark situation so the sotry goes on bli bli bla bla !! everybody speak out their mind and SOUL , the reason they speak out is in order for those people really to change , include---->ME yea me , basically our orientation is counted success , seriously from my way of view , but quite failure from the back view , just like a apple look shine and perfect in the front but rotten on the back ? but everybody make mistake not matter in purposely(sometime mood swing :p) or carelessly think about it they also play a important role in orientation week we have 27 people , imagine we pick some of them out like 7 become 20 i guess the work will be lot more , so dont blame them so much i bet they will change , peace man if i said anything wrong sorry la har haha !! MTE<-------------- owning in whole high school because we are the best wheeeeeee !!!

Foster day

2009-06-17T07:32:00.000-07:00

yes indeed . today i encounter my junior with no sweat maybe fated to be lol !! well bringing them wondering around looking for signature and today i din get much of candy.. haha and i give to my junior as he used out of candy.. damn him !! lol , 1st experience of my life , enjoyable day in high school

Malaysian student been belasah by police ?

2009-06-09T04:09:00.000-07:00

have any1 of u heard that new's before ?? well i found this link online from the star , you guy can also go to youtube to search

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/6/8/nation/4071086&sec=nation

and

http://www.malaysiakini.tv/video/17174.html

the police claim that the injure on his face was self-inflicted "lol"

malaysian ma...

2009-05-31T10:10:00.001-07:00

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or © cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah!
He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.

This post has been edited by linkolynn: Nov 4 2008, 10:24 AM

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2009-05-31T10:07:00.000-07:00

A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks “Excuse me father, may I ask a favour of you?”

“Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies.
“Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your robes?”
“I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie...”

“You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you,” and with that she hands him the hair remover.

After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father’s turn in line.

“Father, do you have anything to declare?” asks the Custom’s officer.
“From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son.”

Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask, “And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?”

The father replies, “I have a marvellous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used...”

Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, “Go right through father. Next!”

holiday

2009-05-31T06:32:00.000-07:00

holiday begin , since... friday ?? yea. haha

funny

2009-05-07T10:05:00.000-07:00

the climax only happen at the beginning of this video , i dont know should i laugh of felt pretty for him lol

what a sakai dog owner turn this dog to panda

muahahahaha !!!

2009-05-07T09:56:00.000-07:00

watched this video in youtube... found it interested so decide to post up and share

26 of april ^^

2009-05-03T00:57:00.000-07:00

wheeeeee

2009-04-21T09:04:00.001-07:00

this lil thingy take about few minute to walk finish my whole palm .. sorry for the bad resolution haha

feel boring in the enclosure so i decide to bring it out for some walk and breath some fresh air hahaha !!

My tarantula again ^^

2009-04-12T05:40:00.001-07:00

is about 2inch++ ?? woohooo i never knew that
side view my of lil creature ^^
it already stop eating for 3 week , i think so it preparing for shed skin to grow even larger!! wooow cool ? dont worry it is harmless to human ^^

Adidas Predator

2009-04-08T05:03:00.000-07:00

View from up , the best predator version ever !!
Did u see the beckhem logo here ?? yes it is !! hahhaaha !! so cool man
And until now i still tak sampai hati for using it to futsaling haha

malay roxxx !!!

2009-04-07T08:12:00.000-07:00

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan. pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "Sayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."
Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang
perkhabaran gembira ini sehingga ianya benar - benar pasti.
Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka.Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata " ini rumah En. Mahpus ker?" "iya, saya ni isterinya. ada apa encik"
Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan lewat, saya dah tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."
Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB tu.
" APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yang saya ni sebulan lewat???"
Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab "ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita boleh check Online"
Kata - kata pegawai TNB itu membuatkan si isteri tu lagi terkejut. "APAAA???? Saya lewat sebulan pun awak semua boleh tahuuu??? "
Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan " Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada yang lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"
Si isteri yang terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata, "nanti saya bincang dengan suami
saya.." lalau pegawai TNB tu pun beredar dari situ..
Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahphus ini di beritahu oleh isterinya, dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti
dan pergi ke kedai TNB yang berdekatan..
Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai TNB yg ramai di situ,dia pun memekik seraya berkata "Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak heboh - heboh ke dalam internet. awak ni semua yang berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???
Lalu pegawai yang datang kerumah si Mahphus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "sabar encik, sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuat kan si mahphus naik berang.
"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."
Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " kalau macam tu, Kita terpaksa potong encik punya..........."
Si Mahpus mencelah " apa??? potong??? abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai apaaaaaa???
Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanye..ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN AJERRRLAAAA

have fun !!!

2009-04-07T07:56:00.001-07:00

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha!!

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor.

L4D

2009-04-04T07:52:00.001-07:00

my ld4 wallpaper by photoshop !! haha how was it man !! damn addicted to this crazy insane lunatic game !! so cool especially playing with friend , or vs hand to hand action !! man the infected finding the spot to spawn and hunt ur friend or opponent is the feel that undiscribeable man !! woooow 1 word SYIOK haha !! this game also test how strong is ur team teamwork , chemistry , marksmanship , intelligent , agility and so on haha !! is cool , the greatest lan game i ever play , but 1 point not fun is... the stage is too few , get bored easily .. play at least once in a week , for those who haven play this game yet... give it a shot man ! worth a try trust me haha

what a joke... wahahaa

2009-03-25T07:25:00.001-07:00

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag. (if you're thinking of something else then you have a dirty mind)

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.

My 1st time

2009-03-22T06:15:00.000-07:00

My 1st time was given to a dog.. somemore a female dog ! com'on think until where ? haha !! i mean my 1st car accident , well it should be incident more then a accident cox it only done minor damage to the car bumper , miracle the dog survive , unfortunately i kena screw haha !! cox the bumper was drop and need to send to fix , well it happen in taman berkeley when the dog suddenly rush out from roadside to chase a motor rider .. man i should have kill that dog cox i driving about 40km/H , but it still alive and still can run... after since i get my P at may 14 last year this was my 1st car bang woohoo !! but touch wood i would not like it to happen again not even to a dog haha !!

have a nice day

my personality test wakakaka

2009-03-15T09:00:00.001-07:00

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

so cool ~~

2009-03-15T08:50:00.000-07:00

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tan jun hin !

Tan jun hin can turn her stomach inside out!
If you cut tan jun hin in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
Tan jun hin cannot swim.
The opposite sides of tan jun hin always add up to seven.
Tan jun hin can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
Tradition allows women to propose to tan jun hin only during leap years.
Peanuts and tan jun hin are beans.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented tan jun hin , was the only US president ever granted a patent.
Ostriches stick their heads in tan jun hin not to hide but to look for water!
It's bad luck for a flag to touch tan jun hin .

is that true ? haha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lim chin seng!

All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to lim chin seng.
When lim chin seng is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
Without lim chin seng, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
Lim chin seng was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of lim chin seng!
Lim chin seng cannot swim.
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting lim chin seng.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as lim chin seng!
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in lim chin seng!
Lim chin seng can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bryan yeoh !

Ideally, bryan yeoh should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that bryan yeoh is near!
South Australia was the first place to allow bryan yeoh to stand for parliament.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find bryan yeoh .
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention bryan yeoh .
Ostriches stick their heads in bryan yeoh not to hide but to look for water!
A lump of bryan yeoh the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same bryan yeoh .
Bryan yeoh is incapable of sleep!
In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of bryan yeoh .

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Siao sherene!

Siao sherene invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
According to the story, Pinocchio was made of siao sherene.
Siao sherene is the world's tallest woman!
If you kiss siao sherene for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of siao sherene!
Siao sherene is the world's smallest mammal.
Siao sherene can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in siao sherene.
The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on siao sherene!
Siao sherene will always turn right when leaving a cave.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ying kwong!

Ying kwong cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
Ying kwong will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
All shrimp are born as ying kwong, but gradually mature into females.
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill ying kwong!
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink ying kwong.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for ying kwong is two minutes!
Women shoplift four times more frequently than ying kwong.
South Australia was the first place to allow ying kwong to stand for parliament.
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes ying kwong!
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of ying kwong.

Walau..

2009-03-13T04:48:00.001-07:00

Damn addicted to left 4 dead now a day XD

Sport day !!

2009-03-03T07:19:00.000-08:00

yes last sunday is our school stk sport day ! while in the morning kim siu came and pick me up then ofcox heading to stadium sulaiman lolx nothing special until pembarisan... guess what... im mascot !! wooow by holding lollipop become candy man ! haha !! feel faint faint that time.. maybe din take break1st, my custom . maybe i can discribe a lil bit over here.. black bandana , ant antenne , red long shirt(like a priest haha) a big big lollipop im holding, yes is 50:1 ratio for normal lollipop haha !! most memorable part is pulling rope , we promise to win but in the end , sighhhh ! damn it !! lost to them so easily , cant figure out what wrong also as everyone ad try their best to pull , even so many people supporting us , but nevermind i know we ross still the best ... this pic prove it ^^
credit to JY !! 1 of our trump card !

something to do with our country ?!

2009-02-19T06:22:00.001-08:00

PLUS : Pay Lebih Untuk Sami

KTM : Keretapi Taktau Masa

JKR : Jangan Kerja Rajin

PLKN : Perempuan Letup Kerana Najib

DBKL : Datuk Badawi Kahwin Lagi

RTM : Rehat Tunggu Mati

BN : Barang Naik

valentine day !

2009-02-16T22:06:00.001-08:00

after spending my time almost 3 hour ++ in station1 finally our gang(diff from station1) gather and move toward bukit tinggi !! bamboo(cafe as well) haha the 1st photo i took over there was .... bryan !!! haha look at his face.. lik the hulk in slim edition lol , having a good time over there with them

DotA

2009-02-16T08:13:00.000-08:00

im playing dota to kill time sometime when i was free..oopss.. i was alway free !! haha look at the bird ! with bkb

Macrochelys temminckii !!!

2009-02-04T04:58:00.000-08:00

have this lil thingy as my collection hoho endanger species ? i hope police wont come for me haha
giant eater >.<characterized by a large, heavy head and a long, thick tail with three dorsal ridges of large scales (osteoderms) giving it a primitive appearance reminiscent of some of the plateddinosaur haha !! this species has been list down as threatened..

see this and you will know why i love wwe so much haha

2009-01-26T06:36:00.001-08:00

take ur time to watch this.. if free ? lol

2009-01-08T02:02:00.000-08:00

especially for sc student ^^

2009-01-07T07:50:00.001-08:00

Newton in a romantic mood

Universal law
"Love can neither be created nor destroyed,it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money"

First law
"A boy in love with a girl will continue to do so unless an external agent{brother or father of girl] comes into play and breaks the boy's legs".

Second law

"The rate of change of love of a girl is directly proportional to the bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same as the increase or decrease of the bank balance".

Third law
"The force applied when proposing a girl is equal and opposite to the force the girl applies when slapping the boy"

smashing stuff !!! hahaaha

2009-01-07T07:35:00.000-08:00

When I was born, I was given a choice - A big
d*** or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity is not dignity, its lack of
opportunity.

Marriage is the only war where you get to
sleep with the enemy.

A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
the Thing......

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!

laugh time !! hahaahah !!!

2008-12-30T10:33:00.000-08:00

Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian is pregnant.
"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.
"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."

my lil cousin !!

2008-12-30T10:13:00.000-08:00

yes no mistaken... this is my cousin haha!! link from my father , sister , husband punya son and is only son
he lik to play war game .. as u can see us army jacket haha!! aza aza!!!
soldier boy !!

my pc

2008-12-30T10:08:00.001-08:00

it was so sweet ~~ the look of merchine

The Rc night !!

2008-12-24T06:11:00.000-08:00

well since before the school holiday m friend mugil was asked me is it wana go rc night at 20 disember 2008 saturday in pin hwa ??

it sure do man , that day that fella promise to pick me up at time 6.30 as the prom was start at 7.30 but we almost 8 only reach there ... because he is sick , he is going along with gurubanan(mayb ?) sofia and 1 more malay girl from pbsm

the cloth that i wear , cotton cloth+silver tie+coat and nice long black pant haha !! coat and tie are not from me , once i reach i saw pult is sitting and adjusting her camera , 1st not so sure about it as i never saw her real person before haha !! than i saw my my cousin

well the ride begin !!! finally after having those speech from those bigggggg people the food is serve .... i hate to said but the food are great .... 10 mark i give 6 haha!! supply sufficient just the fork and spoon had the problem , cox i using 2 spoon to ate that time haha !!

finally the real thing !! performance is coming , well not much impress me on the dancing skill but their teamwork and chemistry are good !! next is lucky draw... but seem im not lucky enough to get those prize .. but congrat for those who get, when approaching the end .. free dance time coming out !! nice ? alright i feel ok ok , as not much friend coming , it let me feel lik having a clubbing in school hall , got dj , laser light , and dance floor ?? haha !! just least the alcohol drink and some enviroment haha !!

com'on try this on hahaha !!!

2008-12-18T20:20:00.000-08:00

choose the month that u born :P

January--i danced with
Febuary--i loved
March--i choked on
April--i licked
May-- i kicked
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i ran over
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--i kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------my dog
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend tounge
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a thorn bush
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are
wearing:

White------Because im sexy
Black-------Because im a ninja.
Pink--------Because im homosexual.
Red---------Because i love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me
to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because im an ass
Gray--------Because im drunk as hell
Yellow------Because someone offered me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

combine ur month+date+shirtcolour=answer lol
lik example i get as "i licked my sister because im sexy" hahahah !!
Then post ur answer as comment

wakakakakakakaka !!!

2008-12-18T02:15:00.000-08:00

Why...

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Ya??

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

an old school joke ... hope it work ^^

2008-12-17T23:15:00.000-08:00

BM cikgu in malaysia

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam
awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat
sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi
semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak
uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan
perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

2008-12-17T22:49:00.000-08:00

yes this is exactly what i do when i was free in the class ....... any problem ?? hahahaha credit to mugil who took this picture for me .. or mayb jiunn yi

is about husband

2008-10-30T06:36:00.000-07:00

4 husbands were
> >> sitting at the waiting room in a hospital>
> while waiting
> >> for their wives birth giving.>> Then a nurse
> came
> >> out and told to the first daddy,>
> 'congratulation,
>
> >> you got twins!'.> 'Ohh. Maybe it's
> a
> >> coincident' said the daddy.> 'I am
> working with
> >> the Petronas Twin Towers '.>> Then
> another nurse
> >> came out and told to the second daddy,>
>
> >> 'Congratulation! You have triplets!'>
> >> 'Wooow! This is a coincident too' said the
> >> second> daddy.> 'I am working for 3M
> >> Corporation'>> Another nurse came out
> and told
>
> >> the third daddy.> 'Congratulation! Isteri
> you dapat
> >> kembar empat,'> 'Alhamdulillah! Maybe
> this is
> >> also a coincident'.> 'I kerja di Four
> Season
> >> Hotel!'>> While, the fourth daddy-to-be
> were in
>
> >> uncontrolled worry.> All the 3 daddies asked
> him,>
> >> Why are you seems so worry??'>> He
> answered,
> >> 'I am working with Seven-Eleven! '

ha..ha..ha... what a joke

2008-10-30T06:30:00.000-07:00

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... wa ai!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... ai ai!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh gigi la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh gigi then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'aiya.. ! Just now that 7-11 bo chocolate liao.. so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! dun worry Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut clean clean then only ah ma give u peanut to eat!'

2008-10-28T05:52:00.000-07:00

well well well what have we got here ?? paya haha !! heard said here got sea turtle come and lay egg wor dont know is true or not haha !! a tell told by mugilvanan haha !
while we went there we saw people catch fish over there at the rightest but i think i din take that picture .. rumour said hide within the swam forest there is actually human mating hot spot hahah !!
believe it or not ?? i also no idea perhap next time i will gather ageng wit video recorder go there and make nasional geographic haha !! the sea is actually connected to indonesia sea path , reported by mugil : MANY PENGDATANG HARAM FROM INDONESIA USUALLY USE THIS PATH TO SNEAK IN OUR COUNTRY .. logic also there are so quiet and countryside area.. after from there .. he fetch me home ^^ end of story haha !!

2008-10-28T05:42:00.000-07:00

Yes the 1st place he taking me to is a fishing village .. u can see many sampan stop at the river side and we usually "pinic" over there haha see his hand holding the snack ? we feed the fish as well but too bad i din take the pic of it cox my hand was oily that time haha !!
yes the environment very nice .. is not very poluted and heard mugil said this river can actually sambung to our beloved klang river .. is it true ?? i dont know haha !!

Tour In SKI !

2008-10-28T04:51:00.000-07:00

After i work in my dad shop i take a bath and heading to bus station to meet 1 of my best friend hehe ! is was his ideato decide take me to sungai kapar indahto have a tour with him .. well he is my tour guide at 1st we step in his house and taking lunch than only we heading to our lepak spot ^.^

2008-09-05T19:21:00.000-07:00

The sky is dyed red by the ebony darkness,
And the distant stardust swallowed up,
In this transient moment as the snowing ashes fall.

I watched it through the window of grief.
I never dreamed
I stand frozen.
there… I come for you.

My hopes were alone in the desolate night sky,
They soared high until they were crushed.
Each time the world changes shape,
The things I want to protect,
I end up breaking them.

Oh, the sinful darkness tugging at my heartstrings,
Your voice is like anaesthesia,
Coldly, it robs me of my senses.

No matter how we pursue our differences,
It never ends.
Why do I have to fight?

Even if the light is extinguished,
Even if this earth disintegrates,
I won’t ever forget:
That tiny wish,
It will guide us to our ideal place.

there I come for you yeah
Ash Like Snow
is falling down from your sky
Ash Like Snow
Let me hear…
why I have to fight?

My hopes were alone in the desolate night sky,
They soared high until they were crushed.
In exchange for glory that triumphs over darkness,
I have given up many things I sought to protect.
(It’s falling from your sky)
This is too futile.
(Baby I come for you)

Every time the scattered broken pieces cut me,
Deep down in my closed heart,
I choose to grow stronger.
And I came this far.

ponteng kia

2008-09-05T18:36:00.000-07:00

today is ganti hari raya holiday ... but i still at home .. because i ponteng !!! wakakakakaka !! i dont mean to .. yesterday i futsal until 2pm only sleep .. when 6.30am woke up .. i feel my head is gana crash !! haha so i din go for school and got so many free time to TC over here :p

Update !! Update !! Update !!

2008-09-05T06:01:00.000-07:00

some of my friend ask me why i din update my blog for so long ?? hoho the main main reason is i lazy ... no new discover haha !! but will be updating very soon .. as i nothing to do now aday beside studying .. for info i play back gunbound liao .. who wana join can leave ur comment here hahahaha !! happy day to every1

GTA

2008-08-18T07:59:00.001-07:00

wheeee talking about game is my favourite lol !! well this game is available in ps2 , pc , xbox
so if u have 1 of the gaming merchine do try this game out hehe !! if u wana find a game such lik real life , journeying well this game sure wont let u down ^.^
im currently addicted to this game .. but warning for those who underage . this game are not suitable because this game ad created many sosial trouble hahaha !! u dont want to see ur younger brother or cousin driving a car or having a rifle hanging around banging

an old day

2008-08-14T08:56:00.000-07:00

Dont knw when we got fate can go out and hang out lik this lik last time ?? lol .. the guy with red cloth was me haha

Feeding my T hoho

2008-08-14T07:14:00.000-07:00

Look like it so enjoy it's meal .. what it was eating was a darkling beetle which came out from the pupa not few day ago lol !!

check it out man

2008-08-13T07:54:00.001-07:00

Ok the top leftside of this post is the exoskeleton that is belong to my tarantula .. i pick it up after it mould .. quite light .. the fang also moult together .. this allow the fang to grow even bigger woow .. every tarantula must moulting in order to grow bigger

The top rightside of this post is the feeder for my tarantula .. currently few of them are turning into pupa and moult into beetle liao .. decide to breed them :p save alot money after all haha !! sorry for those who view my blog while eating .. haha !!

tarantula is not scary and geli as u saw in TV or movie that will bite people .. well unless it feel unsafe .. if not it wont bite .. but tarantula rather choose to run away rather than bite you .. so i hope u guy dont misunderstand those beauty creature as a scary thing ... actually they are not .. trust me ...(Blame those stupid movie) lol and their venom is not harm to human .. unless u got allergy .. but the result is not fatal if u get medical attention on time .. so the conclusion is .. they are harmless .. but better put as a display pet rather than a toy pet lol !!

My tarantula

2008-08-13T07:45:00.000-07:00

My very first tarantula ^.^
name:kronoz
leg span:1.4inch
moult just last 3 day
genus:Chaco golden knee (Grammostola aureostriata)
max leg span:8.5inch

woohoo

2008-08-12T03:52:00.000-07:00

hey guy ... just wana share a nice song for u all yo go find it ^^
Rascal Flatts:what hurt's the most

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let 'em out
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I'm ok
But that's not what gets me

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin' to do

It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I'm doin' It
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin' with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

What hurts the most was being
so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

Not seeing that loving you
That's what I was trying to do

Tarantula

2008-08-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

past 2 day my 1st tarantula was moult .. name kronoz .. and the 2nd i still dont knw whn it moult but it already moult .. both in 1.3-1.5 inch beauty and haven start feed yet as thy need time to steady down their body condition lol .. some pic will be posting soon

farewell my friend ^^

2008-08-07T08:06:00.001-07:00

Today one of my best friend in 6B7 is leaving the school going to GMI , well is a good chance for him as well , aikzz gana miss him very much while he gone :p no more hanging around while recess and inside the class ad , he going to KL today afternoon 1.20(i think so) , a greatest wish for him good luck and take care my friend ^^

stay cool my friend

kekecewaan .. haizz

2008-08-07T07:57:00.000-07:00

in this school i could clearly seen the evil side a person , which is friend of mine also , a advice is strongly given that even a trusted friend sometime could not trusted , because they will just betray you for some of the reason such as envious ?? pose ?? anything could happen and will backstab you while you are not aware about it and act lik nothing and friend while infront of you which make me so disappointed on you ! shame on you moron ! mirror yourself before u critic other's

im out of here ^^

MPPTE

2008-08-07T07:52:00.000-07:00

MPPTE stand for majlis perpisahan tingakatan enam , in a simple explain which is a farewell "gathering" for upper six student .. so farewell my good senior lol !! MTE is in charge of this bigggggggggg event that is happen every year, the date is unknown , the venue is in dewan putra hoho , hope that day is gana be fun and game time ^^

all the best babe !!

MTE agm

2008-08-05T06:56:00.000-07:00

MTE agm is happen at yesterday which i have a shocked day for this week ^.^
i could not expect that i been choosen to ajk QM , really unexpected lol
that it nothing much :p

bye bye

Prom Night

2008-08-05T05:39:00.000-07:00

Another event host by MTE candidate again lol
this time is big plan the event held at KEC hall .. quite standard :p
the enter fees is rm45 . that day i going was my father birthday dinner so i feel so guilty whn eat until half i cabut go KEC which is near by cox we are having dinner at bandar baru klang , when i reach there ... Waoooo everyone seen different i mean in the way they make up , dress up haha totally different "people" that i meet in school , when i step in the 1st person that i saw was ethan lim , yeah i best buddy ever , after than i meet up with my old school(kwang hua) friend and unexpected i saw many of them lol after than i saw randy tan lol and some of my geng people coming , well in no time the prom has begun and the MC was ny su sin lol really laugh on her , but she done a good job actually just wonder why so many people unstatisfy with that MC that night lol
at first the opening of the prom the helium balloon from each table is been release to the air .. well that call opening :p
than got som wushu show coming up not quite interesting because not much stunt he make haha but he still great and heard said he is representive dont know in wat field haha !! after that is chinese yoyo .. really yoyo man he is the best but in that performance he seen lik kantoi many time .. seen like only la ^^
after that is dinning time .. sad story begun , as many people rush for food me and my pal was sitting down to wait the crowd to be claim .. but in the end we get nothing but few pieces of wantan lol !! and the fish .. was ... YUCKKK !!! i never taste fish that bad before >.<>

Greeting

The Treasure Hunt

2008-08-03T08:20:00.000-07:00

The treasure hunt incident happen on me quite a month ago but since ntg to update so i talk about it now haha !!
at dont knw which satuday morning .. me , kee lin , jinn wei , this 3 guy sit on the same car drove by kee lin from KU to meru my house thn heading to stk .. on the road we are aspecting it would be interesting and fun and ... we will get the reward ofcause !!
but ....... who know .. the nightmare is just begun !! ahhaha
ok 1st whn we report in ... we are order to create our own team slogan .. every group at least got 5 person .. but we special we got only 3 haha !!
ok .. the slogan that we created is "oscar king love MTE , MTE love oscar king"
do thy really love me ?? lol
oscar king for me is named after i get the perlakon terbaik in orientation week lol !!
awesome
ok back to the title ... after we create slogan .. each group member is recieve a booklet . the booklet state down the organizer , MTE member(cox this event is under MTE) , sponsorship
, objective of this event(quite useless actually :p) .. ok after we go thru the booklet .. the organizer(kai loon) was asked us to get the map . not treasure map but area map lol there isn't any treasure map as the treasure din state inside .. ok less talk . after we get the map we been given a hint "2 door 1 air-con" (stupid how we suppose to knw ?) ok at 1st we dont knw but we knw the station master so we decide to make a call .. the station master damn stupid he tot we are his mate so give us the location ... which is ...HICT !! damn crazy we jog whole the way from stk to HICT haha !!
ok when we reach there .. the station master order us to dress up the custome . thr got skeleton , whitch , and clown . i get the whitch lol is been chosen not to be choose
so after we dress up .. we been given a task which is take picture with stranger .. pass by people .. and we did it .. ok he seen purposely delaying our pressure time after some time .. he give us a hint which is inside a piece of paper .. inside got 2 object candy and present and 3 colour , blue , yellow and maroon .. that cool .. 1st we go unstoppable(net cafe) and saw a station master , he asked us to fill the water into the bucket .. ok we did it .. after that he told us it was just a game . and ask us to go other station :p screw them man !! at that time .. because of many issues that i din state down cox was too many ... it make 3 of us run mad .. we lepak at warnet that area got about 1 hour or more than that .. cox thy seen lik fooling with us with din give us the real hint ..
after that the hoster call us .. and told us that that piece of paper talking about is our school hall ... alright we have been set .. we run whole way from warnet to our beloved school stk
while we reach is given a task . put own mouth inside that bucket to grab those rambutan out by using mouth with blind floded ................... and .... inside thy put 3 floggie hehe
well our representive . wang kee lin haha !! after that the 2nd task is use bite to grab out the bread on the plate ....... and ..... the bread is on the mealworm lol
this time in the representive in 3 of us haha !!
in no time i was grab out all the bread b4 those mealworm claim up the bread .. phew...
thn this time is running up the tangga lol ..3 person by using 30second to pass the task , we made it finally , after that is guessing wat colour is it , 1 of our teammate need to see the word and without speaking , tell us wat colour is it , quite tuff but we made it also haha !! final station shoot ball , we 3 just lik monkey playing ball , we fail but the station master give us pass cox we just have 3 person and is disadvantage for us lol
and is search trasure time !! the location is not given so is search randomly .. damn !! this is not call treasure hunt , is hunt by treasure ! we found 1 .. but is empty :p
thn at last other group found it , rm100 inside. wooo
well is time to go back le haha !!
conclusion .. that was a suckest treasure hunt in the world haha !!
bye have a nice day yo

My class

2008-06-21T05:29:00.000-07:00

haha !! my class consist of 3 race .. which is chinese , india and malay all got boy and girl .. well i think im into a crowded family ad .. quite lik them . the reason is they are friendly , cheer alway , passion to help haha and etc ~~ and also most of the boy in the class quite nakal de ... and alway talking , joking , insulting(play play de la) that make the class come to life sometime .. but play hard , must work hard , we din make noise when teacher was teaching hehe serious man ~~ but i really learn many thing among them ... such as communicate well , improve my languege and so on la ~~ but the most important is make more friend ~ yoyo haha !!

hav a nice day

Im Big Fan Of WWE ? ^.^

2008-06-06T10:04:00.000-07:00

i still remember that i started to watch westling sport entertaiment and standard3 i think .. that time is watching tv3 .. wah the rock la triple H la X pad la ric flair la .. those amazing show man that will be idol among children and also adult ... and that time is not wwe is wwf but i hav no idea why it will turn in wwe hahah !!! and i stop watching it i think is about standard6 lik that .. since the program dosen show in normal tv channel liao but in astro and due to my house is so poor dosen hav astro so i quit the hobby haha !! thn ..... the legend continue after 5 year .... when i 1st started play a game name WWE SMACH DOWN VS RAW 2008 in randy tan house ... waooo i feel back the primary school feeling .. and i get myself addicted into that game haha !! than guess what ... i brought myself that game as well and im playing it everyday haha !! so since that i started to watch wwe in friend house or in youtube or sometime in cousin house haha !!! and i knew some new(not so new la^.^) westler john cena babe !! u cant see me !! haha !! and randy orton as well as wwe champion started from this month name HHH !! the game !! haa !! thy are still impress no question ... but i prefer the old school exibhition such as inferno ring , bully alive , and so on .. coz is more intresting and deadly haha !! las time westling is also more real and not so fake lik now a day ... but cant blame them la thy ad catolog themself into sport ENTERTAIMENT ad ma ..... thank randy tan for bringing me back the westling passion and also our good friend bryan hahaha !! but kid's dont watch too much and get addicted cox we ad got lil bit regret coz addicted such as playing all the stun around especially in football nor futsal field .. but soon i think will play at the road side hahaha !! just kidding !! anyway im gana get myself a ps3 someday ... maybe 1 day ... the reason is .... i wana play wwe smach down vs raw 2009 !! babe !! haha !! hope to get see john cena 1 day muahaha !!

My Interest

2008-06-04T07:26:00.001-07:00

Talk about my interest .. i think is a long way to go man ..... i have many interest ... but mainly is rear pet , ps2-ing , hanging out , futsal , last but not least ... sleeping zzzzz !! hoho !! in pet i can rear any kind of pet bside insect ... but my parent would not agree me rearing reptile or anything that is endanger to our life or wat haha !! that why i so enjoy going zoo , pet store , wild life protected jungle lik nasional park ... my interest is to see those animal haha ! mayb u feel im weir .. than is my ps2 ... i still remember i get my ps2 after my upsr .. knw why ?? coz i score 2 A's in upsr ... proud ?? i not think so coz is consider quite terrible that time as i alway been compared ... i stil remember that i buy the ps2 from bukit raja jj sonic station haha that time cost plus few buck reach 1k lo .. now i think so 400+ can get 1 .. than i stated to addicted to it but not so terrible until cant eat la .. still remember when my parent went oversea traveling ... and my finger due to play too long by pressing the anolog button end up my finger bongkak !!! sound funny right ?? it sound funny for me as well haha !! until knw i stil playing it ... and the current game that i most play is silent hill4 and wwe 2008 smack down VS raw !! woow is pretty cool but is not encourage been play by my dad coz he found that game is abit violence haha !! than is another i will do when i so very free and feel bored is .. hanging out haha !! with some of my close friend even sometime 3 person going for a movie ... got few time is 2 person going for movie .. he is boy as well.. but just wana clearify that ... im not gay !! haha !! many people said hanging out is waste of time .. but if think in bright side is not so bad as well .... as u can buide a good friendship btwn u and ur friend .. no question ... and also .... run the economic smooth .. by money spending .. u knw if u dosen eat u wont give a poo ... in economic as well .. if u stingy duwan to spend money .. how other people gana earn and how the economic gana move right ?? so i does not fully agree that hang out (lepak) is a bad habit ... it might relax ur streefull minded as well .. just see how u do it wisely ... aikzzz until here la i wana sleep ad muahahah !! i feel lik just writing a daily .. even it does not look so ^.^

my school life

2008-06-03T07:06:00.000-07:00

As graduated from kwang hua i quickly been send to stk in 6 month time haha !! quite long actually .. well the enviroment is truely different from my past schooling life .. 1st my geng that roll wit me las time majority of thm are disappear sigh .. but schooling still goes on ... and i mixed wit some other rece of friend at thr as well ... not really knw the situation as i been thr for 2 week hoho or mayb less thn that coz i absent for 2 day .. 1st day is the second day of schooling .. cool right ?? 2nd day is teacher day haha !! coz heard said is boring that why i choose to sleep at home rather go school for some useless activities .. hope the teacher does not know how to view people blog .. if not i will in serious trouble haha !! 2nd is about the school food ... aikzz kwang hua food is ad not so yummy ad the school canteen food is more worst man !! no kidding .. have u ever see the curry is green in colour ?? yeeuuu i bet u cant eat if u see the curry is greeen in colour haha !! and also many cases about the canteen but i cannot say it right here because i might ended up serious trouble haha !! about the class room .. the table formation is different from las time ... we 3 boy sit togehter in 1 row haha randomly arrange the table ... and the enviroment when teacher come in for lesson is very very different from last time ... coz u knw i never experience the quiet when teacher teaching before .. last time we alway boom teacher but now everyone seen mature and know study is important ad so we make not much noise and pay more concentrate on study .. i been influence as well as i din make so much noise like last time and started to be serious haha i cant believe i did that .. u see enviroment really can change a person alot not matter in way of study and behaviour haha !! and about the toilet case ... hmmm i think i dont want to mention here if not will make my blog abit disgusting haha !! well this school so far so good la ... just .. ... haha !! anyway so far i haven fully understand or fit in into this school yet so the source is limited haha as i will ''tock'' until here haha !!

1st time having a blog

2008-06-01T08:33:00.000-07:00

well everything sure have a first time .. im not excepted as well ... as i saw many of my friend having blog and alway saw them updated the blog or wat ever .. well i finally come out wit my own blog hahaha !! so i guess tis is it :) im also finding wat is the purpose of posting blog as well .. is it wana share something wit all ur friend or just to talk rubbish or insult people on internet ?? haha !! anyway im just joking and now im a blogger also ... the purpose that i create a blog is ....... i think is to be updated haha !! not really knw wat is the purpose ... mayb i find myself not use to it to posting a blog .. anyway enjoy it hahaha